How would you feel if after your daily session of jogging in place in odd locations, it dawned on you that you needed new home furnishing, so you headed over to your local furniture store, but little did you know, the owner of that furniture store was actually none other than your arch nemesis,the undead King William III. As you approached the a worker, it turned out that he was one of King William's minions, so he and his colleagues captured you and held you captive in the basement?
i would call for my army
because seeing as i am the enemy of king william III
How would you feel if one day while partaking in your usual diet of British Racing Green paint and curry, you felt the sudden urge to go exploring, so you then set out on an expedition to South America, and while wandering through the desolate forest, you stumbled upon ancient ruins that somehow called to you, the ruins,they beckoned to you,so you approached and you discovered a dead body, shocked you inspected the body for causes of death, but then the body sprang to life,and raped you?
well first of all there’s this dead body in the middle of nowhere